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dontwantmebackTitle: Sexytimes Part Forty-Four - Parker/Neal
Fandom: Leverage/Once Upon A Time
Pairing: Parker/Neal Cassidy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Length: 475 words
Parker was just hanging out, watching the petty thieves do their work. They were never getting any money, stealing things like watches and tiny little diamonds. Those things didn't pay well, and it was usually easier to just rob a bank rather than trying to fence things anyway. They were all just dumb amateurs. Even if that one pocketing the diamonds was pretty cute. Good enough that if he was able to fence what he was getting, he'd be able to go just about anywhere he wanted. If he only wanted to go to one place.
It wasn't usually Parker's thing, talking to people. It really wasn't her thing to approach them herself but she couldn't just sit back and watch the guy when he was just so obvious. It was amazing no one else noticed it.
"You suck," she announced when she approached him, and he looked at her, confused.
"Excuse me?"
"You suck," Parker repeated, and he was missing the obvious. The obvious being that he sucked. And so Parker decided she had to show him what a real thief looked like. It only took her a minute to scout the place, locate the most valuable thing around, and all the ways she could get it. Some were showy, some were effective, but the quick method was the best for the job today.
Inside an hour, Parker was holding a ring with a diamond so big it was almost ridiculous, probably worth a couple hundred thousand dollars. And it was all done right there in the middle of the day, without anyone batting an eye. A job that was certainly impossible for any of the petty thieves, the amateurs around them. Even the cute one. That, she proclaimed, was what a thief looked like.
He was suitably impressed, introduced himself as Neal and Parker wasn't sure if that was something she should care about. She didn't give her own name in response, instead just invited him back to her place. He looked startled, and surprisingly didn't agree immediately, and once again he was missing the obvious. Petty thieves were so dumb. So Parker just grabbed him and pulled him into an alleyway, kissed him. And luckily for her he wasn't so stupid that he didn't kiss her back. And he didn't try to stop her when she stripped off her pants.
He was apparently dumb enough to stop her when Parker tried to pry him out of his, though. He made excuses about some girl named Emma, pushed Parker away and told her she was a pretty impressive thief, but he wasn't really interested in whatever she was offering. Next thing she knew, Neal was ducking back into the busy street, and Parker was left there with no pants on.
Oh well, she decided. She was over the thrill of the job anyway.
Fandom: Leverage/Once Upon A Time
Pairing: Parker/Neal Cassidy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Length: 475 words
Parker was just hanging out, watching the petty thieves do their work. They were never getting any money, stealing things like watches and tiny little diamonds. Those things didn't pay well, and it was usually easier to just rob a bank rather than trying to fence things anyway. They were all just dumb amateurs. Even if that one pocketing the diamonds was pretty cute. Good enough that if he was able to fence what he was getting, he'd be able to go just about anywhere he wanted. If he only wanted to go to one place.
It wasn't usually Parker's thing, talking to people. It really wasn't her thing to approach them herself but she couldn't just sit back and watch the guy when he was just so obvious. It was amazing no one else noticed it.
"You suck," she announced when she approached him, and he looked at her, confused.
"Excuse me?"
"You suck," Parker repeated, and he was missing the obvious. The obvious being that he sucked. And so Parker decided she had to show him what a real thief looked like. It only took her a minute to scout the place, locate the most valuable thing around, and all the ways she could get it. Some were showy, some were effective, but the quick method was the best for the job today.
Inside an hour, Parker was holding a ring with a diamond so big it was almost ridiculous, probably worth a couple hundred thousand dollars. And it was all done right there in the middle of the day, without anyone batting an eye. A job that was certainly impossible for any of the petty thieves, the amateurs around them. Even the cute one. That, she proclaimed, was what a thief looked like.
He was suitably impressed, introduced himself as Neal and Parker wasn't sure if that was something she should care about. She didn't give her own name in response, instead just invited him back to her place. He looked startled, and surprisingly didn't agree immediately, and once again he was missing the obvious. Petty thieves were so dumb. So Parker just grabbed him and pulled him into an alleyway, kissed him. And luckily for her he wasn't so stupid that he didn't kiss her back. And he didn't try to stop her when she stripped off her pants.
He was apparently dumb enough to stop her when Parker tried to pry him out of his, though. He made excuses about some girl named Emma, pushed Parker away and told her she was a pretty impressive thief, but he wasn't really interested in whatever she was offering. Next thing she knew, Neal was ducking back into the busy street, and Parker was left there with no pants on.
Oh well, she decided. She was over the thrill of the job anyway.