[SGA/Veronica Mars] Tweety Times Part Two

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Title: Tweety Times Part Two
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Veronica Mars
Pairing: John Sheppard/Veronica Mars
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Rockstar AU, Twitter
Length: 758 words



So I'm at the dentist and what do I see but @VMarsOffical on a wedding magazine. What does this mean?
@evansalorne It means @TheJSheppard and I gave an interview. That's all.
@VMarsOfficial Hurry up and get married. And don't forget to invite me.
@evansalorne You sound like my father.

New album is coming out today! What do you say, @evansalorne?
Yes master. RT: "@VMarsOfficial New album is coming out today! What do you say, @evansalorne?"
@evansalorne That's mistress to you, slave.
@VMarsOfficial Sorry Mistress!

FYI fans, @VMarsOfficial 's new album isn't as good without her boyfriend on it.
@evansalorne a) you're a lying jerkface. b) it totally is just as good, if not better. c) fiancé.
@VMarsOfficial I will accept your final correction. @TheJSheppard is in fact your fiancé.
@evansalorne I am going to kick you in the shins.

What the hell is this #SheppardMars marriage that I knew nothing about, @VMarsOfficial? I thought we were friends!
@evansalorne We are! I still love you! It was sudden!
@VMarsOfficial I told you about mine BEFORE it happened. I'll forgive you if you take me on your honeymoon.
@evanaslorne Take that up with your wife, perv.

I just had a thought. Could this sudden #ShepaprdMars marriage mean the pitter patter of little musical feet? @VMarsOfficial
@evansalorne No. No. Definitely no.
@VMarsOfficial It does! I'm Uncle Evan, right?
@evansalorne You're a dead man is what you are.

Okay seriously. How many times do I have to tell the world I am NOT pregnant. This is all @evansalorne's fault.
@VMarsOfficial You love Uncle Evan.
@evansalorne There's no Uncle Evan ever if I kill you now.
Twitter needs to learn to take a joke. Happy, @VMarsOfficial?
@evansalorne I still hate you.

Everybody offer some congratulations to @VMarsOfficial and @TheJSheppard for their #TeenChoiceAwards nom!
@evansalorne How about congratulating us when we WIN?
@VMarsOfficial Oh, you're not going to win.
@evansalorne has absolutely no faith in my talent. Or John's I suppose.

Hey! Hey! @evansalorne! You and I are up for Choice Twitter Personality! #TeenChoiceAwards
@VMarsOfficial What!? Someone at @TeenChoiceNews fix this!
@evansalorne isn't funny! @TeenChoiceNews #TeenChoiceAwards
@VMarsOfficial isn't funny either! @TeenChoiceNews #TeenChoiceAwards

Just saw this movie @evansalorne is in. It's not half bad! It's actually half good!
@VMarsOfficial Yes. Please. Continue to compliment my acting.
@evansalorne I said nothing about your acting. I said the movie.
@VMarsOfficial I'll take what I can get.

Starting filming on a new project today. Can't say what yet but I can tell you the theme will be by @VMarsOfficial and @TheJSheppard!
@evansalorne And it's going to be awesome! We're in the studio, writing as we speak! pic.twitter.com/W9h5g2KGj1
@VMarsOfficial @TheJSheppard That doesn't look like work!

It's got to be about 3am back in the States, and @VMarsOfficial is drunk texting me.
@evansalorne I am not!
@TheJSheppard That's not even your account, sweetheart.
@evansalorne OH SNAP.

Do #Oscars nominations always feel this good, @evansalorne?
@VMarsOfficial Pretty much. #Oscars
@evansalorne It's no wonder your head is so big.
@VMarsOfficial I will now uncharacteristically announce that your song for my movie was actually good.
@evansalorne My fame broke you!
@VMarsOfficial I attribute all imagined quality to @TheJSheppard.

I have pretty much the most amazing wife on the planet. Not even my love for @VMarsOfficial can compare to my love for her.
@evansalorne You break my heart. Also you disgust me with your sap.
@VMarsOfficial I seem to remember a drunken text exclaiming your love for @TheJSheppard.
@evansalorne It doesn't count if I'm drunk.
@VMarsOfficial Who says I'm not drunk?
@evansalorne Friends don't let friends Drink And Tweet.

I've decided the reason for @evansalorne 's sap is clearly because there is going to be the pitter patter of little actor feet.
@VMarsOfficial Can you stop spreading vicious rumours? You know I only want to have babies with you.
@evansalorne I'm not sure if I'm flattered or disgusted.
@VMarsOfficial I would like to think flattered but I expect disgusted.
@evansalorne Am I AUNTIE VERONICA?

So apparently that sap a couple months ago WAS because of the pitter patter of little actor feet! Congratulations to @evansalorne & wife!
@VMarsOfficial You know what this means right?
@evansalorne Auntie Veronica lives?
@VMarsOfficial You and @TheJSheppard need to get yourselves in gear so my span has a playmate.
@evansalorne has too big an interest in what goes on in my bedroom.
@VMarsOfficial No one said anything about it having to be in a bedroom.
@evansalorne CHILDREN FOLLOW ME EVAN.
Babies are delivered by storks. Often to bedroom windows, but occasionally an exception is made. @VMarsOfficial
@evansalorne You're ridiculous.